World Cup

The 2014 World Cup is underway in Brazil, so here’s a little primer on why Brazilian women are so popular all over the world. It’s called the Miss Bumbum Competition, and you’re in for a treat. In the annual pageant, the beautiful ladies of Brazil represent their states to see who possesses — you guessed it — the best ass in the country...

Team USA lost to Belgium yesterday, but in the process, Tim Howard established himself as an American hero. Dude tied a World Cup record with 16 saves. Keep in mind he's 34 years old, which makes him a dinosaur compared to the rest of the American roster...

We’re in the middle of the largest sporting event in the world — soccer, man. To keep it different, we’re not going to kill you with more World Cup coverage. Instead, we decided to satisfy your four-week-long hypebeast hunger with the flyest soccer-inspired fashion and gear out there...

Just like that, U.S. Soccer's run at the 2014 World Cup is over. After a heard-earned four points over three excruciating games in the Group of Death, the United States fought hard against Belgium, but ultimately succumbed, falling 2-1 on Tuesday afternoon...

Today at 4 p.m., the United States takes on Belgium in the knockout stage of the 2014 World Cup. It's win or go home. And, since let's be real, none of us know much about Belgium beyond Belgian waffles, Americans are standing united today to boycott said waffles—no matter how tasty they may be every other day of the year...

Uruguayan striker Luis Suarez was dismissed from the World Cup with a nine-game suspension and a four-month ban from playing soccer at all after biting Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini in the middle of the teams' Group stage matchup. It's not the first time Suarez has bitten someone on the field...

It's a real shame that Chile lost in penalty kicks to Brazil in the first round of the knockout stage on Saturday. Sure, we liked watching the country's world-class players like Alexis Sanchez on the pitch. But more importantly, one of the team's biggest fans is World Cup reporter Jhendelyn Nunez...

As Americans, we have a slight tendency toward hyperbole when it comes to our placing in the world. We’ve come a long way from staunch isolationism, but we err toward the side of not having a passport and limiting our lingual abilities to regional dialects...

Before Team USA took on Germany in the final match of group play at the 2014 World Cup in Brazil, fans in Recife got a surprise visit from a famous American supporter: The Anchorman. Will Ferrell showed up and rocked the house for unsuspecting U...

Twenty-one-year-old John Anthony Brooks had a dream a few nights ago. “I had a dream. I told some teammates that I dreamed that I scored in the 80th minute and that we’d win the game,” he said via Goal.com. He was only a few minutes off...