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South Park Mocks the Washington Redskins
The controversy surrounding the Washington Redskins name change has reached peak levels. How do we know? South Park is shitting on the Washington football team. Which means the controversy, if it were a human being, would be shouting "We made it...

Lions Linebacker Tears ACL During Sack Celebration Dance
Sunday, after a big sack on Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers, Detroit Lions linebacker Stephen Tulloch injured himself during his celebration dance. Check out how Tulloch crumpled to the deck after landing awkwardly on his left leg:
Today, what could have been just a slightly embarrassing moment became a nightmare: Lions head coach Jim Caldwell announced that Tulloch's 2014 season is o

Please Look at Cam Newton’s Post-Game Outfit Last Night
The Pittsburgh Steelers made easy work of the Carolina Panthers, 37-19 on Sunday Night Football last night. Never being one to back down from the limelight, though, Panthers quarterback Cam Newton still dressed like a winner after the game.
Perhaps inspired by the pink and purple hues once popularized in the rap world by another Killa Cam, Newton showed up to the podium for his post-game press con

adidas Originals x Italia Independent ZX Flux Packs
We already rock hard with the adidas ZX Flux. And today, adidas announced two brand new ZX Flux packs in partnership with accessories brand Italia Independent: the Italia Independent print pack and the Italia Independent NPS pack. Both packs are set to hit retail on October 15, with Lapo Elkann's fingerprints all over the total of six sneakers...


Devin Hester Broke the NFL’s All-Time Return Touchdowns Record Last Night
Devin Hester is officially the greatest return man in NFL history. All due respect to Deion Sanders, Hester now stands alone in the record books with 20 career return touchdowns to his name, after taking a second-quarter punt 62 yards to the house against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last night (part of a 56-14 drubbing by the Atlanta Falcons)...

Peyton Manning Says Legalized Weed in Colorado Helps His Pizza Business
Peyton Manning is not only one of the best quarterbacks to every play in the NFL. He's also a pizza guy. As in, he owns multiple Papa John's franchise locations in Colorado, where he plays for the Denver Broncos. And according to Peyton, business is going pretty well, thanks to some key legal changes in the Denver area recently...

Reebok Classics Ventilator “Tonal Ballistic” Kicks Are Chameleons
Two weeks ago, Reebok hipped us to the tripped-out Ventilator "Night Vision" pack, and next up is the "Tonal Ballistic" trio of the classic Ventilator silhouette. The limited edition Tonal Ballistic joints feature a rugged suede upper in three colorways and are available now at retailers and Reebok...

Nike Zoom Hypercross Trainer About to F.U.T.W.
Hexagonal Nike Zoom Air might sound like a mouthful, but try these babies on and you'll no longer be mad at saying it over and over. Because it's like working out on a pair of pillows, but with monster grip. With the patented Zoom Air in the forefoot, Nike's built a lightweight, responsive training sneaker that has a similar outsole DNA to the LeBron 12...

Jon Stewart Eviscerates NFL, Adrian Peterson (…Again)
Jon Stewart and The Daily Show continue to completely rip apart the NFL for its insanely terrible handling of recent scandals, including Ray Rice beating the crap out of his wife, and now Adrian Peterson beating the crap out of his 4-year-old son (allegedly)...