They're back. That's right, the Saint Laurent Black and red HIs, the sneaker that had the innanet goin' nuts last year, are back. You already know the deal. Buy them. They only cost a measly $595 — aka chump change. Sure, they may look almost exactly like another black and red sneaker that changed the entire sneaker game forever, will forever go down in infamy, and is heavily regarded as one of the greatest sneakers of all time, but that's neither here nor there. All you really need to be focused on is how you're going to buy yourself these sneakers before they sell out over on Ssense. Then, if you were to actually buy the sneaker, all you'd need to worry about is how you're going to wear these without getting jumped for them.

Well, if you were to actually get jumped for these, maybe you could sue Saint Laurent's creative director, Hedi Slimane, for making such a fire product. Then, you could collect like a million dollars and still get these sneakers back. HA, tort reform, shmort reform!

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