Here Are 10 Reasons Why You Should Own a Maserati

Should I buy a Maserati?

It's a thought we've all had from time to time, and as it turns out, the answer is fairly simple: Of course you should. As the Italian carmaker themselves put it, owning a Maserati will bring you "elegance, style, luxury, sportiness and performance with a glorious heritage." Those are five of best things you can have!

Let's take a look at some further reasons why owning a Maserati needs to go to the top of your to-do list. For example, possession of a Maserati endows you with the power of flight:

When you own a Maserati, it never rains:

As you might have guessed, it's a big help with the ladies:

A Maserati is a wonderful gift idea. This 100th Anniversary Neiman Marcus Limited-Edition Maserati Ghibli S Q4 is available now for just $95,000:

You get a free boat:

Other people with Maseratis will start following you around, enabling you to form a gang that will protect you from folks trying to steal your Maserati:

Obvious, perhaps, but they do go really, really fast:

Unlike almost any other car, a Maserati looks great in green:

And don't forget, you can become best pals with award-winning actor and all-around swell guy Eddie Redmayne: