Corey Kluber is a starting pitcher for the Cleveland Indians who sports a 2.41 ERA through the better part of the 2014 season. He also is known for not showing a ton of emotion on the mound. Somehow, this prompted Kluber, with a little help from the MLB Fan Cave, to create his own hilarious parody of True Detective. In it, Kluber plays the deeply cynical, kinda creepy Rust Cohle — Matthew McConaughey's role on the widely-adored HBO drama. "Someone once told me, time is a flat circle," the 28-year-old Kluber says, wearing a blonde wig and his Indians jersey. There's a baseball analogy in here somewhere, we're still working on it.

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