The 2014 World Cup is underway in Brazil, so here’s a little primer on why Brazilian women are so popular all over the world. It’s called the Miss Bumbum Competition, and you’re in for a treat.

In the annual pageant, the beautiful ladies of Brazil represent their states to see who possesses — you guessed it — the best ass in the country. The contest came under fire in 2013 after accusations of rigged voting, as typically happens with anything good in South America. But the Miss Bumbum competition persevered and crowned its new winner in November: 25-year-old Dai Macedo from Goias, who was not accused of bribery and who slangs a 42-inch bumbum. Honestly, we don't even think we'd know what to do with all of that.

We were originally going to round up the best butts of last year's competition, but there was so much skin and so little g-string in those photos, we're pretty sure Sir Mix-A-Aot would've blushed. Instead, we're going to leave you guys with photos of last year's winner (and her Instagram), and the kinda NSFW video below to wet your depraved appetites. You can watch at you're own discretion. No moms allowed.