Seth Rogen Wants to be Waka Flocka Flame’s Official Blunt Roller
VERY IMPORTANT: Waka Flocka Flame is recruiting a personal blunt roller to be by his side at all times.
THE GOOD NEWS: Anyone can enter, and this essential team member will be paid $50,000 a year.
THE BAD NEWS: Seth Rogen, celebrity and noted stoner, has thrown his name into the mix, so he's obviously the frontrunner, because then they could film a documentary about it and make money off this brilliant idea.
REGARDLESS OF WHO WINS: We are so, so close to a day when marijuana is legalized and Waka Flocka Flame's personal blunt roller will be able to actually put "Waka Flocka Flame's Personal Blunt Roller" on his resume and tax forms.