Eytys Fall 2014

Dude, these plimsolls from Stockholm based brand Eytys are $170 and up. That's right, $170 for a pair of very plain and boring canvas sneakers. We can't really justify why they're $170, but we will say that the sneakers have incredible arch support, cork soles, and extended midsoles. So, they're basically a fresh pair of orthopedic shoes that your grandparents wear. You can get an average pair of plimsolls from The Gap right now for $10, but you'll lose all of the fun in telling your friends you're better than them because you have on more expensive sneakers. And that's all that really matters in your cold, shallow world.

Head on over to Need Supply if you're interested on stunting on your broke friends with these unnecessarily expensive sneakers.