Waffle House Is Hating on Belgian Waffles Today Because Belgium Sucks
Today at 4 p.m., the United States takes on Belgium in the knockout stage of the 2014 World Cup. It's win or go home. And, since let's be real, none of us know much about Belgium beyond Belgian waffles, Americans are standing united today to boycott said waffles—no matter how tasty they may be every other day of the year.
Even American staple Waffle House is getting in on the action. Check out the gems that the @WaffleHouse account has been pumping out today in anticipation of the big game:
Okay, going to eat an American waffle or six, then washing down with so many Budweisers. See you guys back here at kickoff.