Argentine Defender Says He Suffered “Torn Anus” Against Holland
Oh, no. No, no no no no. Nah, bro. Argentina got dudes tearing their buttholes on the pitch. You know how hard that sentence was to type?
Then again, "DNP: Injury, torn anus" is a pretty amazing thing to see in a match summary. Here's what Argentina's Javier Mascherano told Tancredi Palmeri of beIN Sport, via Twitter:
We'll let Deadspin take it from here:
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