Watch Nardwuar Interview Chad Ochocinco

There aren't too many people walking the planet who can do a 1-on-1 interview with Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson and make him feel awkward, or like he's not the star of the video. Nardwuar, the Canadian music historian/weirdo, did just that, chatting it up with the new star of the CFL's Montreal Alouettes in this predictably hilarious interview, during which the pair chat about touchdown celebrations, McDonald's, Chapstick, male porn stars, and something called Starbucks and cigars.

"Everything I've ever done in the past, no one's ever done," Johnson notes at one point, seemingly a nod to the far-out Nardwuar-dian statements we've come to expect. It's hard to tell if Ochocinco is enjoying himself or just can't wait to get back to America. But either way, you won't be able to do anything else for the next 10 minutes. Check out the entire interview below.

[via YouTube]