Meet Jasmine Tridevil, a massage therapist from Florida who reportedly paid $20,000 to have a third breast implanted between her two actual breasts. According to Gawker, she contacted 50 doctors before finding one who would do the elective procedure. And no, she doesn't have a third nipple; the doctor couldn't add one, so she got a tattoo of an areola.

Her biggest dream? To have an MTV reality show, natch. More likely outcome? Countless porn offers.

To be honest, the three-boobed lady from the original 'Total Recall' still pulled it off the best, but here's a brief video to let you see for yourself: