Rankings

Today is Labor Day, so you have the day off. Days off are wonderful: more sleep, more TV, more boozing, less working, more jerking. But some days off are better than others, so we've ranked them, from worst to best. The big three (Christmas, New Year's, Thanksgiving) are unfuckwittable, so they're safe from our Sauron Eye of Truth Bombs, but below is how the nine other big days off fared... Read M

The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards have passed. We made it. The vast majority of the show comprised yowling hags, flat jokes from Jay Pharaoh, and limp-dicked rock, all serving as one unworthy opening set for Beyoncé. Bey must've been backstage the whole time seeing this march of the basics before her Beyoncé medley and laughing like Team Iceland when the Mighty Ducks first bumbled onto the ice in D2

We're sure there's some strange piece of historical trivia that explains why snacks have become such an integral part of the moviegoing experience, but as far as we're concerned, movie candy always has been and always will be. Technology has barreled ahead to give us truly breathtaking visuals, to the point that you can't even see what you're about to chow on because of the 4K-3D-FuckYourRetinas g