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I’m a freshman in high school. After months of legal proceedings, the jury finally reaches a verdict in the O.J. Simpson case. For the only time in my four years of secondary education, everything stops. Several classes worth of kids pile into the only room on the hall with a cable television. The room is packed. Kids are literally sitting on each other's laps because there’s nowhere else for them to go. It gets quiet.

There is a new star stealing the show at Madison Square Garden.

Frank Caliendo might be corny and hacky 90 percent of the time. But goddamn if his impressions don't make you spit out your water all over your keyboard. Exhibit A: This morning on ESPN Radio's Mike & Mike show, Caliendo came on and nailed a dramatic reading of Allen Iverson's infamous "Practice" rant — as Morgan Freeman. Be...

If you've ever played poker in your life — even just at home with your boys while pounding Busch Light and watching a terrible Thursday Night Football game — you've undoubtedly experienced a "bad beat." You know, some cat pulling a flush out of his ass with Jack-high against your pocket Queens...

Ravens running back Ray Rice was suspended two games by the NFL in the wake of a domestic violence incident that left his future wife unconscious in an Atlantic City elevator. Not surprisingly — though terrible disappointing — sports networks like ESPN did not deal with this issue well...

Nelly's probably doing nothing wrong. And Floyd Mayweather is probably being petty. But you know what, we wouldn't go around mocking one of the most dangerous men in the world all willy nilly. That's what the most famous St. Lunatic did recently on ESPN's Highly Questionable, hosted by Dan LeBatard...

ESPN's annual sports awards show, the ESPYs, were surprisingly not a snoozefest last night. Something was definitely in the air — maybe because Draya Michelle was in the building putting everyone on high alert, or because of the rampant steroid abuse — but with many athletes at the top of their style game, the space was a designated flex zone...

The ESPYs are, let's face it, a series of made-up awards by a network so that we can have something fun to do in the summer when there's no big sporting events to watch. With that in mind, most of our attention on Wednesday night was split between laughs thanks to host Drake and the jaw-dropping women that walked the red carpet prior to the show getting started...

An hour and a half through the 2014 ESPYs, Drake is killing the game. First, it was his skit with Blake Griffin and Chris Brown. But he might have topped that clip with back-to-back performances of new songs "Honorable Mention" and "Side Pieces...

Drake might have stumbled out the gate with his monologue at the 2014 ESPYs, but all that shade quickly faded once we all saw the amazing "Drake vs. Blake" skit, featuring Blake Griffin, Drizzy and a cameo from Chris Brown. Oh yes. Check out the hilarious video below: