16 Glorious Side Boob Shots From American Apparel
American Apparel's website is the best softcore-fronting-as-sales-catalog since Victoria's Secret in the Pre-Internet Age of Wanking. If you want all the unforgiving lighting of amateur porn with none of the penises, then Am Ap is the digital hub for you.
We were worried that would all change once founder Dov Charney was ousted as the company's CEO and chairman in June. An alleged perv, Charney handpicked the models and micro-managed every aspect of the brand—and as we all know, pervs make the best smut.
But we can all rest easy. The L.A. Times notes that "although Dov Charney isn't allowed into American Apparel's factory or stores, his influence looms large." Let us put that in layman's terms for you: Even with their Chief Alleged Perv gone, American Apparel's hipster spank bank is still flush with cash, as you can see by the 24 photos of side-boob-baring models contained therein.