Being a pro athlete looks awesome to us mere mortals who toil away in the real world.

They're adored, besieged by autograph hounds, make millions and are generally treated as if they are more important than everyone else.

YouTubers Tripp and Tyler are behind this an all-new video highlighting everything pro athletes can do that normal people simply cannot. You know: spitting, smacking someone's butt, getting an elaborate intro and grabbing your crotch. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

This video could probably go on for several more minutes. They didn't even include other things like not showing up for work until you get a raise, getting a multi-million deal after testing positive for PEDs or slinking your way out of an assault case.

Man, does being an athlete sound good.