San Diego Comic-Con ended but the news cycle for the event has yet to die, but this time not due to some new shred of superhero information for everyone to geek out over. No, this time, we're still talking about SDCC because one intrepid attendee decided to trip on shrooms and then live-text his girlfriend. At first he sounds disillusioned about the whole decision, but he soon proceeds to drop knowledge bombs ranging from the Israel-Palestine conflict to the first boner in human history.

Read through the whole hilarious exchange up top, which required 10 slides even though the conversation lasted just three minutes.

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