Charlie Sheen got hammered (his words, not ours) recently, then went to a Taco Bell because that's what you do when you get hammered, then showed off his tattoos to a pair of fans in the drive-thru line, because that's what you do when you're Charlie Sheen. Thankfully, this fan was alert enough to videotape the entire encounter.

Watch as Sheen stumbles over to their car rocking absuuuurd amounts of male cleavage, then croaks out an apologetic "Sorry I'm so fuckin' hammered" greeting. The celeb proceeds to engage in some small talk and shows them his tattoos, before waving over to his driver, Gary.

From now on, this should be every ad for the Quesarito.

[via Gawker]