Cars

There's nothing like a good car. It's dependable, escorts on some key life moments and may even earn a name. A bad car? Uggh. That's a different story.

Last week reports surfaced that Universal Pictures was having an exceptionally difficult time finding a director to take on Fast and Furious 8, in part because Vin Diesel can be such a pain in the ass to work with. It was a damning report about the status of one of the most beloved and successful movie franchises, but Diesel himself has taken to his Facebook page to refute some of those claims and update on the status of the next Fast and Furious films.

We’ve all seen the occasional knucklehead running onto the field at a baseball game. That's child's play compared to this.

This is the type of footage that really ought to be in car commercials.

When he was writing Inferno, Dante probably never imagined asphalt roads or automobiles, but navigating one of his circles of hell probably looked like this.

Luxury car brand Aston Martin has enjoyed a nice relationship with the James Bond franchise, with the car company hand-building 10 of their DB10 models for 007 to use in Spectre. And while you won’t be able to get your hands on the DB10, Aston Martin is releasing a limited edition DB9 series — and you can own one if you have $250,000 just laying around. Oh, you don’t? I thought everyone did.

Ever wanted to see a man look desperate, ridiculous and crazy all at once?

Attention, truckers: DO NOT try to pass under the East Street Bridge.

Whether it's Jan from Toyota or people who simply can't believe they're looking at a Buick, car commercials have a way of trying to entice you. But the fact of the matter is car commercials are nothing but a house of lies.

Forget the hoverboard. Don't even think about the Segway. The future of transportation can fit in your hands.