Bull with Horns on Fire Teaches Silly, Silly Man Who’s Boss
With all due respect to the famed Running of the Bulls, this may be the craziest thing you’ll see involving one of the animals.
Check out this scene from a bullfight in Mislata, Spain. This wasn’t your ordinary run-of-the-mill “I hope my tushy doesn’t get tossed 30 feet in the air so people can hear me scream like a 5-year-old girl who lost her Barbie” bullfight, though. That’s because the bull in question had horns that were ON FIRE!
If you see a bull on fire, your immediate reaction should be anything other than taunting it. Literally, anything else. This guy, though, thinks so far outside the box he needs a telescope to see the box, so he had no qualms about challenging the bull, who was probably all like, “I got two flames bursting from my head. I’m invincible!”
There’s a fine line between being macho and just saying to your fate, “Hey, I just wanted to give you some advance notice that I’m about to do something really stupid.”
Hopefully, this will be a call to do some long-awaited research to prove what the scariest thing in the world is because a bull with horns on fire may very well be it. It puts going to the mall with your girlfriend on an NFL Sunday to shame.
Forget proving how macho we are. It’s not worth it. We’d rather sit our non-black-and-blued keesters in front of WE TV during a Golden Girls marathon.
This nutty stunt comes just as the Running of the Bulls took place earlier this week. Three people were gored, while eight other poor souls were injured. Perhaps Spain needs to take a long look in the mirror and accept the fact that, among countries, it’s the lunatic friend who won’t turn down a dare. It’s the Jackass of nations.